These language patterns are modeled after the speaking style of a friend of mine, who has since passed away. He had an "extremely healthy self image" and a penchant for elitist esoteric corporate vagueries...


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Today is your lucky day. I'm going to tell you all about studying the effects of disproportionate access restrictions as a way of stimulating consumer interest until content, free of any particular meaning, stabilizes in my statistical projections.

Join me in a voyage of exploration as I enlighten you to the cutting edge realities of providing maximum customer interaction in order to insure that reasonable resource allocation invigorates executive responsibility.

A unique skill I have is adding maximum value potential as a way of generating plausible deniability before high success probability continues to stimulate growth.

As a lifelong student of synergistic interactions, I'm sure you can appreciate the various implications of establishing beachheads in customer saturation as a way of generating plausible deniability before marginal statistical error engenders a favorable outcome projection.

I invite you set aside your present preconceptions and consider the possibility of factoring oblique statistical trajectories in order to insure that reasonable resource allocation offsets opportunity costs.

Today is your lucky day. I'm going to tell you all about utilizing outside-the-box thinking during the critical time before continuously variable response potential grows exponentially toward the statistical horizon.

It's not in the industry journals yet, but I'm spearheading a thinktank project group for jumping head first into seemingly impossible situations as long as horizontal market inter-dependency maintains its momentum.

I'm investigating various possibilities in the realm of assisting mid-level management as an ever-increasing side effect while total response payoff creates a vortex in creativity enhancement.

My ultimate goal in this situation is recycling previously successful investment strategies as a way of stimulating consumer interest until reasonable resource allocation stimulates my specific advancement criteria.

You may already be aware of my role and involvement in the area of restructuring vertical and horizontal relationship hierarchies in preparation for a time when demand for increasing services potentiates excitement in customer core belief systems.

Please keep this to yourself, but I have a special knack for thwarting production facility waste as the most logical step before profit scalability becomes a viable decision strategy.

I sometimes wonder just how many people really have the opportunity to sample the basic framework of establishing beachheads in customer saturation as a way of stepping back and looking at the big picture while horizontal market inter-dependency becomes a viable decision strategy.

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