These language patterns are modeled after the speaking style of a friend of mine, who has since passed away. He had an "extremely healthy self image" and a penchant for elitist esoteric corporate vagueries...


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I've refocused a substantial percentage of my extensive wisdom and experience on jumping head first into seemingly impossible situations in preparation for a time when continuously variable response potential substantiates my marketing projections.

A unique skill I have is adding maximum value potential as a means of generating revenue while horizontal market inter-dependency creates renewable marketing outlets.

I welcome arising opportunities for harvesting intellectual capital networks as an intermediate step while exquisitely focused consumer attention creates a vortex in creativity enhancement.

Today is your lucky day. I'm going to tell you all about allocating scarce resource scenarios as a way of stepping back and looking at the big picture while the time_spent to resultant_productivity ratio moves in harmony with the forces of the marketplace.

A special calling of mine is targeting individual advancement incentives as an intermediate step while exquisitely focused consumer attention continues to stimulate growth.

I'm establishing active directions in the area of thwarting production facility waste during the time partial exposure to market perception creates renewable marketing outlets.

This is for your ears only, but I'm involved with a certain organization for the purpose of entering profitable consulting situations while content, free of any particular meaning, enables continued success factorability.

I haven't divulged this to the general public yet, but I'm in the initial stages of rooting out management inconsistencies as a technique of experiencing quantum holistic change while the time_spent to resultant_productivity ratio moves full circle back to the basic business model.

I haven't divulged this to the general public yet, but I'm in the initial stages of empowering top-level executives as a way of generating plausible deniability before profit scalability initiates a fixed range of criteria.

You may totally disagree with me on this, but I firmly believe in enhancing beneficial relationships during the critical time period immediately before partial exposure to market perception creates a vortex in creativity enhancement.

Although many have completely overlooked this previously, I'm enabling convergent communication pipelines while horizontal market inter-dependency becomes a viable decision strategy.

I'm firmly committed to recycling previously successful investment strategies in order to insure that component cost inter-dependency leads the pack in market innovation.

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