Coming up with just the right gibberish to convince the slightly skeptical true-believer can be problematic. This "Pseudo-Scientific Jargon Generator" can be just the thing when your creativity in this area has come to a screeching halt.


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The system, as a whole, is less energentic, with respect to crystaline vibrational resonance, interwoven on a molecular level with total holistic resonant emanations manifesting astral holographic projection.

The ability to fold space within the reality envelope facilitates the ability to make use of quantum dialectic projections, combined with molecular interference filters manifesting a persistent linkage between subordinate levels of abstraction.

The ability to fold space within the reality envelope facilitates the ability to make use of hyperbolic sub-resonant variations, combined with isotropic transfer functions encapsulating mult-valent harmonic interaction.

We all know, on an unconscious level, that within the astral plane we are able to integrate 60gHz beat frequency harmonics, combined with intrinsic healing frequencies calling forth connection to the unified field.

The system, as a whole, is less energentic, with respect to fractally enhanced vibrational modes, interwoven on a molecular level with isomorphic silicon overlays to elicit spatial harmony within the reality matrix.

The system, as a whole, is less energentic, with respect to hyper-warp fractalization, bonded on a quantum level with isotropic transfer functions manifesting mult-valent harmonic interaction.

Focusing on a single point in space-time can lead to an understanding of scalar wave interaction, interwoven on a molecular level with total holistic resonant emanations calling forth completeness and interconnection with the universe.

When you can tune yourself internally to the higher frequencies, you can utilize zero point energy, in sympathetic resonance with molecular interference filters manifesting oneness with the Godhead.

Oscillation within a space time matrix, with respect to fractally enhanced vibrational modes, in sympathetic resonance with intrinsic healing frequencies within the context of highlighting a persistent linkage between subordinate levels of abstraction.

The ability to fold space within the reality envelope facilitates the ability to make use of crystaline vibrational resonance, in sympathetic resonance with molecular interference filters within the context of highlighting astral holographic projection.

Oscillation within a space time matrix, with respect to quantum dialectic projections, in sympathetic resonance with molecular interference filters in order to generate astral holographic projection.

Focusing on a single point in space-time can lead to an understanding of hyper-warp fractalization, combined with isotropic transfer functions calling forth subharmonic symapthetic responses.

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